So...the intern (who is taking a public relations job) said, "I actually get to use exclamation points now!!!"

Ewwwww.

So...the intern said, "Sicknasty." (One word)

True Story

So...the intern said, tired of questioning, "Why are you trying to write an E! True Hollywood Story about this?"

Couture

So...the intern said, "He has his own clothing line. All the proceeds go to the sex trade in Nepal."
Editor: "You mean go to end the sex trade in Nepal?"
Intern: "Yes, that."

BFF

Breathless, and rushing into the newsroom...
So, the intern said..."I just met my new best gay friend!"

Heaven and ... well

So, the intern said..."I think hell is real. I can sometimes feel the flames of hell licking at my feet when I'm being really bad."

Really?

So...the intern said, "There is nothing wrong with a woman and a cat in matching sweaters."