Future in the pictures

Co-worker: “You may be able to do a one-woman show.”

So…the intern said, “My boyfriend will tell you I AM a one-woman show.”

Such a lovely place

So...the intern said, "There's a lot of debauchery in Athens. It's a great place."

With a little help from my friends

So...the intern said, "I have gay, bi and lesbian friends out my butt. Not literally. But oh whatever..."

Finely tuned senses

So...the intern said, "Oh! I smell disaster."

Winning?

So...the intern said, "Is he still dating those two porn stars?"

One does not beget the other.

So...the intern said, "He's home-schooled and his teeth are all kind of jacked."

My Left Foot

So...the intern said, "Wait - isn't he the one with the foot fetish? He's nice."

Paging Doctor Intern

So...the intern said, "I truly feel like I should have been a doctor."

Yikes

So...the intern said, "Syphilis — can you cure that?"

All You Need is Love

So...the intern said,"He just wants to be loved. But I am not doing the loving."

Alternative income?

So...the intern said, "See, I know a little bit 'bout drug dealin'."

Judge Not

So...the intern said, "Don't judge me," with a full mouth while holding a piece of cheesecake in her bare hand.

Magical

Co-worker: "Everything is magical to you. Heaven forbid you should run into a unicorn in real life."
So...the intern said, "I would ride that pony so far."

Omega Cannibal Phi

So...the intern said, "We don't care. We're sorority girls. We eat people for breakfast."

The Intern - Social Activist

So...the intern said, "His mom was really poor and was an unwed mother and her son grew up and made millions of dollars and that's one good reason not to have an abortion."

I'm Not ADD Oh Look Shiny!

So...the intern said, "Oh my boyfriend and I had it out last night Oh my God look at how cute my cat is in this picture. (In one sentence, while changing expressions from frowning to smiling in .03 seconds)."

Oh So Close But So Far Away

So...the intern said, "That's like close to where Dahlonega is but it's like an hour-and-a-half away."

150 Years

So...the intern said, "Sesquicentennial. I didn't know what that word meant because I have an incredible sense of imagination so I've just been glossing over it."

The Writer Must Write What He Has To Say

So...the intern said. "I need to be fired. I suck at writing."

Friends of Intern

So...the intern said (while leaving a message for someone), "Hey I just saw your Facebook status. Are you going to jail again? I think you should call me."

No Interns Allowed

So...the intern said, "Add to the list of places I've been kicked out of (which includes Walmart, Kmart, the mall while on assignment) the gas station."