Ewwwww.

So...the intern said, "Sicknasty." (One word)

True Story

So...the intern said, tired of questioning, "Why are you trying to write an E! True Hollywood Story about this?"

Couture

So...the intern said, "He has his own clothing line. All the proceeds go to the sex trade in Nepal."
Editor: "You mean go to end the sex trade in Nepal?"
Intern: "Yes, that."

BFF

Breathless, and rushing into the newsroom...
So, the intern said..."I just met my new best gay friend!"