So...the intern (who is taking a public relations job) said, "I actually get to use exclamation points now!!!"

Ewwwww.

So...the intern said, "Sicknasty." (One word)

True Story

So...the intern said, tired of questioning, "Why are you trying to write an E! True Hollywood Story about this?"

Couture

So...the intern said, "He has his own clothing line. All the proceeds go to the sex trade in Nepal."
Editor: "You mean go to end the sex trade in Nepal?"
Intern: "Yes, that."

BFF

Breathless, and rushing into the newsroom...
So, the intern said..."I just met my new best gay friend!"

Heaven and ... well

So, the intern said..."I think hell is real. I can sometimes feel the flames of hell licking at my feet when I'm being really bad."

Really?

So...the intern said, "There is nothing wrong with a woman and a cat in matching sweaters."

Future in the pictures

Co-worker: “You may be able to do a one-woman show.”

So…the intern said, “My boyfriend will tell you I AM a one-woman show.”

Such a lovely place

So...the intern said, "There's a lot of debauchery in Athens. It's a great place."

With a little help from my friends

So...the intern said, "I have gay, bi and lesbian friends out my butt. Not literally. But oh whatever..."

Finely tuned senses

So...the intern said, "Oh! I smell disaster."

Winning?

So...the intern said, "Is he still dating those two porn stars?"

One does not beget the other.

So...the intern said, "He's home-schooled and his teeth are all kind of jacked."

My Left Foot

So...the intern said, "Wait - isn't he the one with the foot fetish? He's nice."

Paging Doctor Intern

So...the intern said, "I truly feel like I should have been a doctor."

Yikes

So...the intern said, "Syphilis — can you cure that?"

All You Need is Love

So...the intern said,"He just wants to be loved. But I am not doing the loving."

Alternative income?

So...the intern said, "See, I know a little bit 'bout drug dealin'."

Judge Not

So...the intern said, "Don't judge me," with a full mouth while holding a piece of cheesecake in her bare hand.

Magical

Co-worker: "Everything is magical to you. Heaven forbid you should run into a unicorn in real life."
So...the intern said, "I would ride that pony so far."