On Assignment

so...the intern said, "I have never told you 'no' but in any story where there is blood, guts or 'naughty bits', I will say 'no'."

On the Catwalk

so...the intern said, "Yes I walk him. Forrest (the cat) has a leash. it's called 'Come With Me Kitty'. Here, I have pictures."

(Sun) Bathing Beauty

so...the intern said, "Also, I'm getting Forrest (the cat) a Sunny Seat. It's a cat bed that suction cups to the window so they can sunbathe."

Media Relations

so...the intern said, "she held a press conference on our couch. She tried to feed the media and then they made her cry."

The Piano Man

so...the intern said, "I'm sort of like that song by that Jew. What is his name? Rod Stewart? Doesn't he sing that song 'Only the Good Die young?' Oh right, Billy Joel."

Pick me! Pick me!

so...the intern said, "I just got an email from a source - 'Hi. After reading your story we decided you are the gal for us'."

Moving Violations

So...the intern said, "I backed my car into a light pole and I just got a new paint job. I also got a fat speeding ticket. Then I cried and told the cop I couldn't afford it and he told me to slow down. He was totally trying to play me."