Just Go Ahead Without Me

So...the intern said, "I don't think I can make the meeting tomorrow. Apparently I've been subpoenaed."

Delta Delta Delta. Can I help ya help ya help ya?

So...the intern said, "Just pretend I'm dressed appropriately today (after showing up for work in sorority garb)."

This Much is True.

So...the intern said, "There is nothing good about Internet."

Pet Rock

So...the intern said, "Oh - I'm going to get a portrait of Forrest painted on a rock. I'm also going to get a canvas done. I want to frame it."

Scary. For real.

so...the intern said when it is suggested that she and her cat dress in matching costumes for Halloween, "No. We only do that for Christmas. We have matching sweaters."

On Assignment

so...the intern said, "I have never told you 'no' but in any story where there is blood, guts or 'naughty bits', I will say 'no'."

On the Catwalk

so...the intern said, "Yes I walk him. Forrest (the cat) has a leash. it's called 'Come With Me Kitty'. Here, I have pictures."