Disciplinary Matters

So...the intern said, "I intentionally got sent to ISS in high school so I could have some time to myself. I read all of Wuthering Heights in one afternoon."

Big Sis

So...the intern said, "She's in the 5th grade for, like, the third year in a row — she needs me."

Just Go Ahead Without Me

So...the intern said, "I don't think I can make the meeting tomorrow. Apparently I've been subpoenaed."

Delta Delta Delta. Can I help ya help ya help ya?

So...the intern said, "Just pretend I'm dressed appropriately today (after showing up for work in sorority garb)."

This Much is True.

So...the intern said, "There is nothing good about Internet."

Pet Rock

So...the intern said, "Oh - I'm going to get a portrait of Forrest painted on a rock. I'm also going to get a canvas done. I want to frame it."

Scary. For real.

so...the intern said when it is suggested that she and her cat dress in matching costumes for Halloween, "No. We only do that for Christmas. We have matching sweaters."