150 Years

So...the intern said, "Sesquicentennial. I didn't know what that word meant because I have an incredible sense of imagination so I've just been glossing over it."

The Writer Must Write What He Has To Say

So...the intern said. "I need to be fired. I suck at writing."

Friends of Intern

So...the intern said (while leaving a message for someone), "Hey I just saw your Facebook status. Are you going to jail again? I think you should call me."

No Interns Allowed

So...the intern said, "Add to the list of places I've been kicked out of (which includes Walmart, Kmart, the mall while on assignment) the gas station."

My name is not Ariel, it's Helvetica...

So...the intern said, "Sometimes I get bored in Spanish so I practice fonts."

Go to jail...

So...the intern said, "I sprayed some perfume on the letter I sent to my ex-boyfriend who is in jail."

Live the Sheen dream

So...the intern said, "I say some dumb things but at least I am not Charlie Sheen."