The Intern - Social Activist

So...the intern said, "His mom was really poor and was an unwed mother and her son grew up and made millions of dollars and that's one good reason not to have an abortion."

I'm Not ADD Oh Look Shiny!

So...the intern said, "Oh my boyfriend and I had it out last night Oh my God look at how cute my cat is in this picture. (In one sentence, while changing expressions from frowning to smiling in .03 seconds)."

Oh So Close But So Far Away

So...the intern said, "That's like close to where Dahlonega is but it's like an hour-and-a-half away."

150 Years

So...the intern said, "Sesquicentennial. I didn't know what that word meant because I have an incredible sense of imagination so I've just been glossing over it."

The Writer Must Write What He Has To Say

So...the intern said. "I need to be fired. I suck at writing."

Friends of Intern

So...the intern said (while leaving a message for someone), "Hey I just saw your Facebook status. Are you going to jail again? I think you should call me."

No Interns Allowed

So...the intern said, "Add to the list of places I've been kicked out of (which includes Walmart, Kmart, the mall while on assignment) the gas station."