Paging Doctor Intern

So...the intern said, "I truly feel like I should have been a doctor."

Yikes

So...the intern said, "Syphilis — can you cure that?"

All You Need is Love

So...the intern said,"He just wants to be loved. But I am not doing the loving."

Alternative income?

So...the intern said, "See, I know a little bit 'bout drug dealin'."

Judge Not

So...the intern said, "Don't judge me," with a full mouth while holding a piece of cheesecake in her bare hand.

Magical

Co-worker: "Everything is magical to you. Heaven forbid you should run into a unicorn in real life."
So...the intern said, "I would ride that pony so far."

Omega Cannibal Phi

So...the intern said, "We don't care. We're sorority girls. We eat people for breakfast."