On dating and baggage

so...the intern said, " We would never get along cause I've got voter fraud and he's got a DUI. That's like career suicide."

Early to bed, early to rise

so...the intern said, "I got up early because my phone rang in a really untimely fashion. It was like 7:58."

And I do my little turn on the catwalk...

so...the intern said (while practicing a runway turn), "I just got really dizzy! That never happens."

Frienemies

so...the intern said, "I had to block Cindy on Facebook because I didn't like seeing her name in my news feed. But I added her back. Now she's in my phone."

Funny ha-ha

so...the intern said, "I am so funny. I astound myself."

Intern: Mindfreak

so...the intern said, "Do you ever wish you could make things blow up with your mind?"

You have to believe

"How are you today?"
So...the intern said, "Magical."