Meow.

So...the intern said, "I've been told I have cat-like qualities. I can be aloof and I am smart."

TNT. We Know Drama.

So...the intern said, "I told her thank-you the next morning for filling up the condo with more drama than TNT."

Dental Work

So...the intern said, "I vaguely thought about that as I was in a vicodin haze with frozen salmon on my face."

Oh Bother.

So...the intern said, "My idiot friend married and idiot man and they're the parents of my god child. I now have to testify in a custody hearing."

No makeup - Official

So...the intern said, "Last night I was in my retainer and my lymphadema getup - no makeup and he told me it needed to be official that we are boyfriend and girlfriend."

Bang Bang on the Door Baby

So...the intern said, "I can't go to her hair salon. I have to find a new one. She would give me bangs or something."

Philosophy

So...the intern said, "I wrote something really inspiring on facebook today, would you like to hear it? 'It's a little bit magic, it's a little bit sad. This life that we lead can make us want what we had. So if I haven't thanked you for loving me enough today. You're the sun in my sky and every word I don't say. You're the reason I smile and you're the reason I believe ... you are everything I want and you are everything I need.' "