Heaven and ... well

So, the intern said..."I think hell is real. I can sometimes feel the flames of hell licking at my feet when I'm being really bad."

Really?

So...the intern said, "There is nothing wrong with a woman and a cat in matching sweaters."

Future in the pictures

Co-worker: “You may be able to do a one-woman show.”

So…the intern said, “My boyfriend will tell you I AM a one-woman show.”

Such a lovely place

So...the intern said, "There's a lot of debauchery in Athens. It's a great place."

With a little help from my friends

So...the intern said, "I have gay, bi and lesbian friends out my butt. Not literally. But oh whatever..."

Finely tuned senses

So...the intern said, "Oh! I smell disaster."

Winning?

So...the intern said, "Is he still dating those two porn stars?"